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Tie Use Must Cease

According to a recent study, wearing a tie too tightly may cause blindness. This is one of those studies where I think no further research is necessary. We must cease the practice of wearing ties immediately. This is too big a risk to take.

I currently do not need to wear a tie but I just want to make sure I never have to adhere to this practice again. I do currently need to wear collared shirts and slacks though, so I certainly hope these scientists can find that wearing slacks cause heart disease. That way i can wear what I truly want, khaki shorts and t-shirts year round.



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