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Christmas Crisis Averted

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A crisis?  Not really, but some disappointment definitely was prevented.  Every year since my son's first Christmas in 2001 I have purchased my son a Hess Truck, only this year for what I think is the fourth time it is not a truck but a race car.  Pretty much since October every illness my kids have gotten I have also picked up in some way shape or form, easily this is a record for cold and flu for me.  For roughly a week and a half since October 20th or so I have been healthy, it is really quite frustrating.  To make a long story short, I kept putting off stopping in at a Hess station to buy this years Hess Toy Truck, err vehicle.  

Finally today I decided was the day, I had intended to go and do this last week, but sinus pressure and a serious headache kept me from venturing out.  I had this belief that these things rarely if ever sold out and I was wrong.  I visited my normal stop and a sign on the door read that the Hess Toy Race Car was sold out.  I asked inside if they knew of other stations that still had this years Hess toy.  They said they had just sold out and that they believed all the stations were sold out.  I knew of a small Hess station that I figured would not get the amount of traffic this station does.  On my way I passed another Hess station that still had the signs up.  I went inside and was informed they had sold out last week.  My last chance was the small out of the way station I knew of, otherwise that meant I would pay double the price on Ebay and the gift would not arrive until the New Year.  Checking the final station I was told they were sold out, but that a Hess station in Marysville still had some.  I was out on lunch and if I was going to make the trip to Marysville it would be after work.  The lady behind the counter then asked me how many I needed.  I said one would be fine, but I usually purchased two as we kept one in the box.  She sent the other guy in the back and he came back with two.  I do not know what the story was with that, but I was thankful I found the one item that my son looks forward to each year.  

In the future this will not be an item that I put off purchasing.  If by chance Hess would stumble upon any of the numerous mentions I have given them over the years.  I love the creativity of the various vehicles.  But you guys have not done a tanker truck since 1990, I think a tanker truck once every 20 years is okay without you being repetitive.  You have repeated some of your other themes during the past 20 years, for example I see numerous fire trucks.  I think we are ready for a tanker truck of some type again.   


Plugging Back In

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Like last Summer I spent a week unplugged from email and phone calls while spending a week in the Outer Banks of North Carolina.  I confess I did use my iPhone a few times to check the weather, relatives fiddled with the phone more than I did, but I did not read email, twitter or answer any calls the entire week.  I am still catching up on about 200 personal emails and and my Google Reader subscriptions.  I know I will have a lot of work emails to catch up on Monday morning, but like last year, being unplugged from communications and many of my Internet habits is somehow liberating.

I spent part of my last evening away from daily life and the Internet sitting atop the highest sand dune at Jockey's Ridge State Park watching the Sun set while the boys ran up and down the dunes.  It was a relaxing end to the week before we had to pack for the long drive home.  Note to self, take the kites to Jockey's Ridge next year.


Recap of May 15th Springsteen Show

Fun show at Hershey Park Stadium on Friday night and I can now say I finally saw Bruce Springsteen Live, something I have always wanted to do.  I just have never had an opportunity before and was extremely disappointed I could not make the show last August.  Friday was a beautiful night with temperatures in the low 70s and a packed stadium of 30,000 brought out a lot of energy from Bruce and the band.  This was the first stadium show of the tour and the second show featuring Jay Weinberg, Max Weinberg's 18 year old son.  Jay was AWESOME!  He thundered the house all night long on the drums.  I thought the show might have been the longest of the tour so far and I confirmed that at 2:58 it was indeed the longest show so far featuring a tight 27 songs.  The show began at 8:19 p.m.

"Hello Hershey, are you ready to be delivered?" Bruce asked as the band took the stage.
1. Badlands
2. Spirit In The Night
3. Outlaw Pete
4. Radio Nowhere
5. Out In The Street
6. Twist and Shout (sign request, tour premiere)
The sign read: "If U play Twist and Shout" I'll burn my Hannah Montana CDs"
7. Working On A Dream
"Good to be here tonight in the wonderful home of candy" Bruce said to the crowd.
8. Seeds
9. Johnny 99
10. The Ghost Of Tom Joad
11. Raise Your Hand
Bruce collected signs, there were so many.
12. Give the Girl a Kiss (sign request, tour premiere)
I met a guy from the Baltimore area and he said many people thought Bruce would play this at the Hershey show in August of 2008 but he did not.  Bruce picked up a sign that was a big Hershey kiss and on the white wrap it read: "Give the Girl a ...."  This was soundchecked earlier in the afternoon.  "This is very obscure," Bruce said. "Being we are in Hershey, Pa. we'll play it."  Then he was asking the band "How does it start? What's the first guitar part? Oh, just sing it... Who knows this one?"
13. Trapped (sign request)
"I've seen a lot of signs for this one," Bruce said.
14. Waitin' On A Sunny Day
15. The Promised Land
16. Backstreets
17. Kingdom of Days
Bruce mentioned how Patti was home recovering from falling off a horse and that she was also home because it was, "Prom night. My daughter is 17. Security!"
18. Lonesome Day
19. The Rising
20. Born To Run
House lights go up, 30,000 people in Hershey Stadium go crazy.  Even the kids, many 10 years old and younger were singing every word to every song.  You could feel that Bruce and the Band were feeling it.

Encores:

Before the encores Bruce said "I love all the signs but it's getting a little ridiculous."  He then mentioned "18-year-old Jay Weinberg taking over for his Dad. he's the first guy to sit in that seat for 35 years except for his pop. If you want to sit in that seat - that's saying something."
21. Hard Times
22. Thunder Road
23. Tenth Avenue Freeze-out
24. Land Of Hope And Dreams
25. American Land
26. Rosalita
The band was ready to leave when Bruce shouted out "We'll do one more!"  He called Jay and the others back out as they were leaving the stage.
27. Bobby Jean

Show over at 11:17 p.m.  I first discovered Bruce Springsteen when I was 13 years old during the "Born in the USA" craze, immediately dug the story telling style of his songs.  I quickly realized he had a whole lot of other awesome music way before that.  Though I have always had a soft spot for "No Surrender" and "Glory Days" both off "Born in the USA", neither one was played at this show.  But so many other great songs were played that I cannot say I was at all disappointed.  Let me tell you, this was three hours of music, with no long guitar or drum solos while the rest of the band disappeared, there was no intermission.  It was three hours of the Boss rocking the house and the entire E Street Band doing their thing.


Zoey Michael Buffington


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Zoey Michael Buffington was born February 13th, 2009 at 8:47AM. She weighed 7 pounds, 4.5 ounces and was 19 inches long. Both mother and daughter are doing well and resting comfortably at home.  Big brother and both big sisters are very proud.



Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle

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Not really.  They had a laser version of the famous Christmas Story BB gun at Bass Pro Shops.  They were selling the real thing too.  But we will just settle for trying out the laser version for now and stick to nerf and super soakers at home.  Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.


Coming Christmas Day - Green versus Tan


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As I mentioned before, I was going to attempt to create a Lego version of the classic green versus tan army men for my son this Christmas.  After some late Friday nights in which I sat constructing green and tan tanks and jeeps in Lego format, as well as some time perusing Lego parts websites to build my individual soldiers, I have both sides completed.  Roughly I have almost 20 soldiers per side, more than enough to rekindle this classic rivalry. 

I got creative while choosing heads and tried to choose Lego heads that looked tough and rugged, few of those chosen would meet military regulations as far as haircuts.  But I was not aiming for that anyway, I was aiming more for the old GI Joe look.  If you look closely you will see beards, gold teeth, various smirks and even a terminator looking fellow on the tan side.

As far as the uniforms I tried to mix and match, much like what I have seen while watching World War II movies, I did not want the uniforms for either side to be identical.  I wanted the colors to match but the uniforms to be vary slightly.  What I have is one set of Lego soldiers who are clearly green and a second set of Lego soldiers who are wearing browns and tans.


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Mixed in with the Lego soldiers are some Best Lock soldiers that came with the tanks and jeeps, all these parts and pieces are Lego compatible.  Some of the complaints with the alternative Lego sets are that they did not lock together as well as Lego.  Personally the bricks went together about as well as any Lego sets I have built, but I was not overly concerned as I intended to glue each piece so that the tanks and jeeps were permanently together.  The Best Lock tanks are great and fit into what I was trying to create perfectly.  I took a few liberties and put some of my own touches on the tanks to better enable multiple soldiers to man the tanks.

I think I came up with a toy idea that my son is going to be absolutely thrilled with this Christmas, and certainly a toy that none of his friends will have.  If this is as successful as I hope, perhaps both sides will get some reinforcements in the future.  Go GREEN!


So Long Buddy

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It has been a tough past ten days or so.  We had to say good bye to our Beagle, Hunter yesterday.  I have never been good about taking photos of the pets.  Occasionally they show up, but for the most part I have not done a lot of pet photographing.  This is an old photo, Hunter was much whiter in the face now than in this photo.  Still, up until about ten days ago he was as full of life as a puppy.  With children and so forth Hunter took a back seat through the years but he was liked by the kids who always laughed at his floppy ears and he would gladly lick their hands and face. 

We thought Hunter was out of the woods after having a few teeth taken care of last week.  But Thursday and Friday of last week he continued to regress and worsen.   Sunday he was beaten and I had to make the decision to say so long to our 11 year old Beagle. 

Hunter was the last of my pets from my single days, I got him as a puppy in February of 1998.  He provided a lot of Beagle challenges, laughs and lastly sadness.  Hunter was part of several daily routines for me for the past 11 years.  Hunter, you will be missed.


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Army Men Circa 2009

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Every boy, at least in the US, even those in the current generation most likely had Army Men in their toy arsenal.  You know those molded plastic, usually green and tan soldiers that burst on the scenes again in the 1990's as a result of the popular video games and of course Toy Story.  I had a huge collection including the Navarone playset when I was a kid.  My collection was boosted by older brothers and I literally remember coating the basement floor with battles for Navarone, culminating with the fall of the top floor and the destruction of the big guns.  I saw the movie (with Naverone spelled different) as a kid prior to getting the play set for Christmas in the late 1970's.

If any of you dads have tried to collect a variety of Army Men now for your kids, you quickly learn that there is not much variety and there are some that literally have no use except to destroy using some Sid from Toy Story method.  I picked up a couple bags a couple years ago to use as awards for Jake when a job was well done.  The molds were horrible, no detail and they would rarely stand on their own.  This pretty much eliminated the purchase of this toy in the future.  Even though the quality of these Army Men is horrible, Jake still plays with them, the kid actually has an amazing imagination and really plays with all his toys.  It is enjoyable to listen to his stories unfold and I know one day I am going to really miss his imaginative play.

If you do not know, Jake is from my first marriage.  Because he has two full time households there has occasionally been some duplication of toys.  I try to come up with ideas that are as imaginative as his play and I have mostly been successful.  Each Christmas around October I start thinking of ideas.  This Christmas I have decided to construct the classic Green versus Tan Army Men in Lego form.  For those not up on their Lego, Lego has never made modern military sets.  Knights and Star Wars is about as close as you can get.  In the Lego world some creative fans of Lego have been constructing even molding their own Lego modern military equipment and upon seeing some of the creations earlier this year I have held onto the idea. 

I am not going to go crazy, but I have managed to find some websites where I can acquire the various torsos, legs, heads and yes even helmets that I can use to construct the two sides.  Fortunately there are some compatible Lego like sets that have tanks and other military vehicles.  By mixing and matching and using some creativity I should be able to put together my own Dirty Dozen for both Green and Tan.  In the end, I am not going for actual scale here. If you remember our Army Men, the tanks and aircraft looked like they were built for troops half the size of our Army Men.  My Lego versions should be much more impressive than even the originals and they will see Jake through his imaginative youth. 

Late night weekends will likely see me constructing the Lego vehicles and troops for a Christmas Even invasion.  Once I get some models finished I will post some photos.


Full House

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I promised some big news once I got the blog settled in at the new domain.  So without further ado, Julie and I are expecting our fourth child in February.  We will now be outnumbered by two!  We decided a while back to have one more, giving us a very full house.
 
Once we find out if it is a boy or a girl the decision on whether we repaint the famed pink bedroom will be made.  I had not anticipated repainting a room so soon, but Emma and Riley will be bunking up in the larger light green bedroom.  Early trials with Emma and Riley sharing a room have been met with mixed results.  Although I think we just about have all the kinks worked out.  Sometime around the middle of February an exhausted stork will be delivering our next special package.


Merry Christmas Everyone

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Jake's 1st Day of School


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What a long strange trip it has been. Seems like yesterday I posted this. This past Monday Jake started Kindergarten. That is him climbing on the bus with the Spongebob backpack.

Father's Day


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The kids got me a book that I recall hearing about before, perhaps over on Phil's blog. The book, The Dangerous Book for Boys sounded like my kind of book and has a host of items to share with your son or daughter. I can already hear the idiots out there complaining about the book title, get a life.

Anyway, I thought the gift was perfect and I plan to use the ideas in the book for many a weekend activity. Best of all, there is a lot this dad will learn from the book as well. Happy Father's Day to all you dads out there.


Hey Julie


Emma Lyn Buffington


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Emma Lyn Buffington was born May 18th, 2007 at 13:35. She weighed 7.11 pounds and was 20.5 inches long. Both mother and daughter are doing well and resting comfortably.

More Experimentation With Physics


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Well, nearly a year after the Jeep was involved in an accident another careless driver has again landed our Jeep in the body shop. This accident was far less violent and caused far less damage, lucky thing too since Julie was driving and she is 9 months pregnant. Other than being shaken and angry that the Jeep was damaged again, she was fine. We did have to spend four hours in the hospital while they monitored the baby. Julie was the only one in the car, so everyone else is safe as well. So what happened? Earlier this week while she was running an errand, a teenage driver who was not paying attention made a left turn in front of Julie. She tried to avoid her, but the right front side of the Jeep caught the rear bumper of the Jeep driven by the other person. The impact knocked the bumper clean off the other vehicle.

This go around, our Jeep is completely drivable, with the exception of the turn signal that was broken in the collision. So far, our experience with State Farm has been better. The difference is that the driver at fault is not a State Farm customer. State Farm has been on the other insurance company like white on rice thus far and we have an estimate and are probably a day away from the parts being ordered for the repair. I will be closely scrutinizing their handling this time around, if they even bobble the ball I will be searching for a new insurance company.

At least this year we are not right in the middle of a move. We are however on high baby alert. Julie's due date is the 14th, I am not sure we are going to make it through the weekend. So our second daughter will be here anyday now.

Christmas Booty

I really have been side tracked since just before Christmas, a combination of Internet connectivity issues and probably a little boredom. Trying to break the silence, I thought I might post some of the items I received for Christmas.

Of course a few years back someone obviously reading the website noticed I am a fan of zombie movies and gifted me Max Brooks book The Zombie Survival Guide. Julie gifted me Max Brooks newest book, probably soon to be a movie, World War Z.



I have always been a fan of the movie, A Christmas Story, based on Jean Shepherd's novel. Thanks to Julie, I now have the novel.



Having an interest in the mysteries of math, I thought the following book sounded interesting. I will now be able to find out if it really is interesting.



I received three homebrew recipe books that I will definitely use for research on my own recipes as well as try a few of those in the books. All three books have awesome information and some very interesting recipes. One of the books I received from Julie's parents and the other two Julie gave me for my birthday, which was earlier in December. Here is one of the books I received.


Christmas Shopping 2006 Finished

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In recent years it seems that it has become a tradition that the final gift I purchase is the Hess Trucks. It seems I have written this exact post before. For those that live elsewhere and are not privy to the Hess Toy Truck, the company has produced a toy truck for Christmas every year since 1964, except for 1973, 1979 and 1981. I have been getting my son two trucks every year since he was born. If you watched the Macy's Parade this year you might have seen the Hess Toy Truck float in the parade. I get two trucks every year, one to give him as a collectors item that never leaves the box and another that I put under the tree. This will be his 6th Hess Toy Truck and he still plays with all of them.

This year I made the Hess employee happy when I entered and asked for two trucks. She informed me that my purchase was the 99th and 100th for her store in the last three days. Apparently Hess was running an incentive program for this weekend for any store that sold 100 trucks. My purchase earned the employees of that store a holiday bonus.

This years model has 32 lights on the tractor trailer, the most ever that have actually been lit. There have been models with more lights but not that many actually lit. The toy trucks are really well made, every one that I have purchased still works and not a piece has fallen off. Looking back through the years on Hess Toy Truck dot com I was surprised to see that a tanker truck has not been made since 1990. I remember growing up and seeing the commercials, a lot of the models in those days were tanker trucks. It almost seems we are long overdue for a return to a tanker truck, at least for one season.

Out Numbered

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I thought it was time I make the annoucement here on the website. Julie and I are expecting our third child in May, we will officially be out numbered. We were pleasantly surprised to learn that Alex and Melissa are expecting their second child in the same time frame.

We will wait until after we find out if we are having a boy or a girl before we do any nursery decorating. Actually, we will be waiting until after the holidays now that I think about it. So the new baby will have the first newly painted and redecorated room in the new home. Thankfully that bedroom is a mostly empty room, only two bookshelves and a small desk. So some simple items to move and we will have an empty canvas to work with.

New Home Ownership

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It seems to me that no matter what, when you first move into a new home that you are greeted with all kinds sudden emergencies. You know, suddenly the furnace does not work, a window leaks or the hot water heater suddenly go kaput.

When I purchased my first home in 1998, the hot water heater stopped working. The move this time saw us weather a lightning strike. Thursday evening just after arriving from work I thought I would see if I could get the lawn mowed. No sooner had I return from filling the gasoline containers and a storm rolled up. Scratch that, I guess it will have to wait. Julie and I are sitting in the family room and suddenly there is a loud boom outside the window. I actually saw a flash of lightning accompanied immediately by the very loud noise. All our wiring is underground, but I clearly could tell that something had happened, I could smell electrical burning in the air. All the coffee pots were without power, but the power was clearly on. All NO! I lost both my coffee pots!

I checked the breakers on the electrical box and they all looked good. It suddenly occurred to me that our electrical outlets have reset switches. I pushed them and the power returned to the coffee pots. I had to do the same thing for the outlets in the bathroom. Disaster avoided right?

Wrong! We noticed the garage door opener light came on and would not go off. Also the smell of electricity was heavy in the air. The garage door opener was just buzzing and would not function at all, something was fried. So I climbed up and disconnected it. Well, I suppose that is not too bad, a very close strike and all we lost was a garage door opener. Well, the story does not end there.

I have surge protectors on most of my electrical components. The computers booted up fine, but something seemed wrong. I could not connect to my Mac Mini. The desktop was up, but no network. The light on the card was not lit and the connection on the router was dead. I switched some cables around but to no avail. It seems my network card inside the Mini had also fallen victim to the lightning strike.

That being said, I think I am going to price having the Apple Store do a repair. The downfall of such a small computer is getting replacement parts and the pain it is to open the case and work with the small parts. Since the computer only cost $500 roughly, I certainly am hoping the bill is not too outrageous, if it is, it might be better to just try the repair myself.

A neighbor who was away during the storm said that they came home and their computers that had been powered off were actually turned on! So that confirmed that indeed a close strike occurred and we were probably very lucky that we did not lose any other electrical components. I will also be looking for surge suppressors for the cable line so that such a loss does not happen again.

UPDATE - Scratch that, it seems the Wireless router and a few of my cables have been fried. A connection directly from my modem to my Mac Mini resulted in success. I guess I am looking for recommendations for a new Wireless Router. A much cheaper and less painful alternative than a Mac Mini repair.

Moved In and Exhausted

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Rest assured, I am still among the living and we are officially moved in. Though we have a boat load of unpacking to do, we are making progress each day. I want to give a shout out to Tom of the Hated Theismann's Legs, Alex and Jennifer (Julie's sister). All of your help is greatly appreciated and I owe you more than a simple thank you can say. I will spare the readers the long version of the moving adventure and provide just the Cliff Notes.

The move was pretty grueling as I have what others can probably attest, heavy furniture. Tom enjoyed sharing day two's move of my two thousand pounds plus of free weight equipment. This of course meant moving it twice, first onto the back of the truck and then off the truck. I did manage to save us a long walk by moving the weights from the basement to the garage door a week in advance. Still, I can honestly say I felt like I participated in a triathlon by Saturday morning.

By this point we have many of the rooms in usable order and have placed a lot of the furniture (but not all). The schedule of our move was less than convenient and we thank you guys so much for helping us out. We look forward to settling in during the next couple months and of course spending some time relaxing and recovering.

This blog will soon resume it's normally scheduled posting and I will hopefully resume brewing in the next couple weeks. I have been enjoying reading Phil's frequent updates on his homebrewing. BTW, Alex and Tom both enjoyed some Red Dragon Red Ale during the move, a beverage that could have been enjoyed much more minus all the work, rain, humidity and power outages.

Like A Neighbor From Hell...

State Farm has not been there. Ten days ago I posted about our little mishap, ten days later we have gotten nothing from our auto insurance company. Oh yes, this insurance company routinely shows their agents arriving at the crash scene and shows their paid actors claiming to be happy customers. But alas, this is one customer who has nothing but bad things to say about State Farm's handling of our accident.

Quite obviously, and the police report agrees, we were the victims of this crash. To try and say we were not the victims would be like you taking your car out, aiming it at a tree, running your car into the tree at 30 miles per hour and then blaming the tree for growing there. Yet ten days later, we are reminded almost daily by State Farm that they do not intend to pay anymore than they can weasel out of.

Initially we were treated like we were at fault and repeatedly told it did not matter what the police said. Now I remind you, we were not moving and were hit from behind sitting in traffic. Then we were told that we may have to hand out a few thousand dollars because State Farm was not sure they wanted to pay the entire amount. All because the guy who hit us is another State Farm client and he was allowed to only carry $5,000 on collision. Finally after State Farm realized we were not going to bend they reluctantly agreed to allow our coverage to pay for the damages, hmm, that is why one carries insurance right? Of course they made sure to let us know that we would have to pay the deductible and that they were not sure they would pay for a rental car during the three weeks we will be without the vehicle.

We questioned why the deductible is not charged to the liable party and after stalling they reluctantly said they could try, but we would have to pay it first and we might get reimbursed when we are dead.

Oh yeah, "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there", not sure what kind of neighbor State Farm thinks is a good neighbor, but I got news for them. "This AIN'T it!"

Right now I highly recommend any other insurance carrier other than State Farm and I welcome State Farm to try and explain this one. The thousands of dollars State Farm has received from us over the years and when you are a victim of someone else's neglect this is the service you get. It makes one wonder why they carry insurance in the first place. The bottom line here is that if you get in an accident with someone who carries the same insurance, be prepared to watch them dance around and stall as long as possible before they hand out one red cent to you.

Proving The Laws of Physics


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Pictured here you see what happens when two objects meet. The one object a 1992 Chevy Lumina is a lighter object, and sitting lower to the ground. The object was also moving at 20 to 25 mph and applied no breaks, so I applied them for him. While running a quick errand with the family, we were sitting at a dead stand still in traffic, the guy behind us did not seem to notice and shortly there after his bumper was glued to my rear tires. We were knocked back in our seats pretty good and pushed into the car in-front of us. It was kind of freaky and after surveying the accident I realized the bump we felt was after he was under our new 2006 Jeep Liberty that was only two months old. His bumper hit our rear tires dead center and that is when we were pushed forward.

Though the young gentleman claimed to have applied his breaks, myself and the police on the scene could not seem to find any skid marks. Thankfully everyone was OK, which was my biggest concern. I looked at Riley first and she was secure in her child seat, Julie got her out of the car quickly and I proceeded to check the car which was now solidly lodged under our truck. I half expected the worst, to see someone through the windshield, thankfully they had their seatbelts on. Julie knocked her head on the door frame, but otherwise the seats padded us pretty well.

In the second picture you see the muffler and his bumper smashed into my rear tire. Not sure if it was the gas tank being pushed in or the muffler being crushed into the back tire or some safety feature, but the Jeep would not start back up.

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Julie took these pictures and a few more with her camera phone. I never even had to pull my phone out, the people in the houses nearby called the police in like 1 minute and others offered Julie and Riley refuge from the 90 degree heat. We are expecting no problems getting the Jeep repaired, the guy openly admitted fault and with three local police officers and a State trooper stopping by as well as the fire company around the corner it was pretty much unanimous. It was quite a scene, with his antifreeze all over the road and his bumper smashed into my gas tank, they did not wait to long to call the fire company in, they were right on the corner anyway.

It was pretty wild to see the Jeep lifted off the ground like that. They had to jack up our Jeep and then roll his car out from underneath. To all those people we held up on busy Simpson Street in Mechanicsburg, sorry about that, it was out of our control. Thanks to Tracey (Julie's friend) for the ride back home.

Buffington Home, Est. 2006

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It is pretty much official now except for the huge mound of paperwork and the actual act of moving. We settle on June 23rd for both homes, which means I will be moving on a Friday, not extremely convenient for finding help. I already acquired a 26 foot UHaul Truck and might see if I can pick it up the night before. That way I can load it up as much as possible the night before.

This is the home we will be moving into, located in Lower Swatara. It is going to be a very, very busy month but all of us are excited. Jake is really having a tough time understanding why we are moving from our current house and he is a bit concerned on whether the new owners will be getting his toys. The whole waiting for a few weeks before moving seems to perplex him too. But once we get there and he sees that all his things survived the move, I am sure he will be excited to explore the new house.

The next week or so will probably involve me getting all the utilities in order.

The House Is Listed

Update - SOLD

The House was listed today and we already had one showing. At about 6:30pm, just as I was cleaning the basement up some I received a call that someone wanted to take a look between 7:00pm and 8:30pm. So we quick put the dogs away and packed everything and everyone up for an evening drive. We went over to Boiling Springs Children's Lake, which is just around the corner and watched the ducks.

The first photo of the home in the listing was taken a month or so ago before the Maple trees sprouted their leaves. I uploaded the other photos taken to a Flickr Set and I will no doubt try and get another photo of the front of the house before I leave her behind. This is/was my first home, and I did spend about eight years here so I want to remember it.

There is already another showing scheduled for tomorrow afternoon and an open house on Sunday. My homebrew will be well hidden so do not get any ideas. But by all means if you are interested in buying, or know someone who is I can provide directions. ;)

It has been a good home, lots of memories.

Home For Sale - Early Bird Special

Update - SOLD

As of Thursday (May 18th, 2006) or Friday (May 19th, 2006) my home will be on the market. Julie and I found a home we like and now we must sell quickly to secure the offer on the new home.

If you know anyone who is looking for a 3 bedroom split level with hardwood floors and a big back yard in a quiet and safe neighborhood, put them in touch with me immediately. The home is located in Mechanicsburg, PA, as soon as the listing goes live and shows up on the Internet I will post a link to it. But in the mean time, you could get in early. If you or anyone you know is interested, just contact me and I will give you any specifics you are curious about.

Home Shopping Adventures With Buff; Part 1

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Well, after discussing it a lot throughout the past nine months, tonight we took the first step toward selling my current home and finding a new one. The Realtor came by this evening with the Comparative Market Analysis and the initial news is looking good. Indeed early reports look like I will be putting this home behind me with decent money in my pocket.

This was probably the part of selling the home I was most worried about, for many reasons. Primarily most of my time I have lived in this home I would not categorize as easy times. So I fully expected from the start to the finish that this home would kick and fight me causing me yet more grief. But, things are looking good, though I will not get my hopes too high yet. But it looks like homes in this particular market are moving like there is no tomorrow. Many of the homes in this market moved in one to six days after being put on the market and the longest one was only three months.

Of course I have a few items I want to take care of before the home starts being shown, but they are relatively small and should be able to be taken care of in the next week or so. Now the fun part comes, we can start looking. We can make our wishlists and start checking items on and off and generally have visions of a home in the clouds dancing through our heads.

It is exciting to be in the home buying market again. Last time I did this, I only had a website on Geocities, and let me tell you, it was way lame. I wish I had accurate screen shots from the pre 2000 days, but I could never bring them back in their full animated gif glory. I digress, anyway, I had no way to truly announce to the masses back then. Now I do. My guy wishlist:
1) Big two car garage. (There is always something to do in the garage)
2) Home office slash datacenter. (Somewhere to put my computers aka servers)
3) Dry relatively comfortable basement. (I have about two tons of free weights, meaning a basement is a must)
Everything else is gravy, we know what we need and the details will work themselves out. We are looking for four bedrooms and of course a nice kitchen and family room. Though we enjoy entertaining, BDFL Draft night anyone? We are looking for comfort and usefulness over glamour. No living room where you cannot sit on pieces of furniture and no formal dining room. Livable space is what we want, we plan to be there for a very, very long time.

Oh yeah, remember those two tons of free weights. I will be taking volunteers to help move those. Last time I moved if I remember correctly I used one day of moving to just move those. The steps and so forth are a killer 100lbs at a time. It is like a whole months gym membership in a day, some places charge you $30 plus for this opportunity. My gym is free and I provide refreshments. Perhaps I can even provide some homebrew to do a little carbo-loading.

Think Big

Anyone recognize this guy? Looks like a future linebacker to me.

Riley Grace Buffington


Riley Grace
Originally uploaded by Scott.
Born November 30th, 2005 @ 17:06, weighing 7.96 lbs and measuring 20 inches. Both Riley and mom were working hard the past 9 to 10 months, but the last 24 were particularly difficult. All is well and we will be arriving home on Friday.

See more Riley here.

Scott's Jack-O-Lantern


Jack-o-Lantern
Originally uploaded by Scott.
A shot of my glowing jack-o-lantern smiling away on my front porch. I am kind of proud of my carved jack-o-lantern and even received some compliments on Thursday night during trick-or-treat.

Batman Begins


I am Batman
Originally uploaded by Scott B..
Julie, Jake and I went to Halloween Hershey last night. Jake had a blast riding the rides and getting some candy. In an otherwise rainy weekend, our Sunday was gorgeous. Hershey continued the trend of being rather stingy with candy yet again this year. I actually thought they had more stands last year and they were adamant about only getting one piece. They marked Jake's hand to make sure we did not go through the Halloween trail more than once. Not a big deal, because we would not have, but still, this is a company that makes candy. It is a little disappointing to see this trend continue year after year. Still, at least admission was free with the exception of paying for parking.

Riley Grace Coming This Winter

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It is official, Julie and I will have a girl late November or possibly early December. So there will be a little lady joining the Buffington clan late this year. We hoped to announce this two weeks ago, but the baby was not cooperating. This week made it official, which means it is time to start painting the nursery and so forth.

Father's Day

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I received X&Y by Coldplay and Words & Music by John Mellencamp from Julie for Father's Day. I am currently listening to X&Y for a second time as I type this. I really like X&Y, good album. I know I will like Words & Music and everything I have read about the compilation has been positive.

I have been noticing that more and more CD's are being distributed in some type of cardboard foldout, which I like as opposed to the CD cases that always end up cracking. Words & Music is packaged this way, and the remastered High Voltage by AC/DC and Live from the Union Chapel by Damien Rice is also packaged nicely in this manor.

Happy Father's Day to all you other dads out there. :)

Update : Jake gave me Mocha Cinnamon Swirl and French Vanilla coffee pods from Java Podz for Father's Day. Thanks buddy!

The Announcement

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Some of you have already received the news and others may have guessed by now. I still have some family to notify and give them the surprising news. I felt it was time to post something here. Julie and I are expecting her first and my second child late November.

This was a bit of a surprise to us both to say the least, but we are both very happy and already feeling some excitement about our future and our babies future. As I said, we were both surprised, this was not planned, but we have been moving along in our relationship wonderfully. This of course is kind of out of the standard order we had envisioned for ourselves, but that does not diminish the happiness.

Thanks so much to those that were in the know for the prayers and well wishes. We will keep you posted as the pregnancy moves along.

The Zombie Survival Guide


Zombie Survival Guide
No doubt someone read my post about zombie movies and my fondness for them and decided to send me a gift. I say this, because I received The Zombie Survival Guide : Complete Protection from the Living Dead in the mail today. I say someone, because I have no idea who, and I did not even know such a book existed. The book is a parody of a real survival guide written by Max Brooks, the son of Mel Brooks. Well, at least I am assuming it really is a parody, from looking at the seriousness (if you can call this serious) of the book you would assume it was the real thing.

I have no idea who sent me this book and I was a little weirded out when I opened the envelope the book came in. The book is worded like a real survival guide with no initial hint it is anything other than what it appears. I immediately looked up the book on Amazon, and the book has some good reviews, so I think I will get a kick out of it and prepare me for any battle against the living dead.

While on the subject of zombies, I want to second what PsychoPhil blogged and what The Zombie Survival Guide confirms. Zombies do not run and sprint super-humanly! When I watched Dawn of the Dead the zombies appeared to run about 30 miles per hour at times. Not always, but at certain points of the movie. I like zombie movies, because they creep me out and making the zombies run like that, just creeped me out more. Let's stick to the zombie facts! Maybe I need a "zombie" category.

So, who sent it?

Christmas Shopping 2004 Officially Done

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Though the majority of my shopping was done very early, I made my last official Christmas purchase today. I have been getting Jake HESS Toy Trucks since his first Christmas. I always buy two, one to keep in the box and store away for whatever he wants to do with them as an adult and one for the under the tree Christmas morning.

This year marks the 40th anniversary of the HESS Toy Truck, I would have preferred they went with a tanker truck of some type. Instead they chose to go with a Sport Utility Vehicle and two Motorcycles. After seeing the truck out of the box though, I think it will be a big hit and as usual is a well built toy.

Out of curiosity I decided to take a look on Ebay and was surprised to find people paying double the price of the truck already. The only reason I can think anyone would do this is that they collect the trucks and live where there are no Hess Stations. Otherwise, these people are crazy or addicted to Ebay, there are plenty of toy trucks left at the two stations I regularly visit.

34 Is A Bore

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What age were you when you had to think about it when someone asked how old you were? It was probably the late twenties for me. The last birthday I really fully celebrated was my 21st, since then I cannot recall celebrating any birthdays.

I of course remembered that my birthday was coming up, but I kind of forgot about it when I woke up this morning. I always check my email before leaving the house in the morning and I had about six emails from various sources, most sent by some sort of automated system wishing me a happy birthday. This one feels pretty much the same as all the others, which I guess is a good thing.

This is my obligatory birthday post and I give everyone permission to have a piece of cake, a beer or whatever. This is the perfect reason to cheat on your diet or ruin your upcoming meal by having a snack.

Albino Squirrel


White Squirrel
Originally uploaded by scotbuff.
This is one of the many albino squirrels that live in my neighborhood. We have virtually no traffic and never will due to the nature of the neighborhood design (built in the late 1960's). The only predators are neighborhood dogs and cats and I have never seen any of the numerous stray cats attempt to hunt the squirrels.

Despite the squirrels not having any natural predators, they do not allow anyone to get that close. I have lived in this neighborhood for 6 years and at times I have seen three or more of the albino squirrels at one time outside my windows. That is not red eye from the camera flash, these squirrels have the albino red eyes. I have another picture of the squirrel here.

Spiderman, Spiderman

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Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out! Here comes the Spiderman.

Is he strong? Listen bud,
He’s got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there There goes the Spiderman.

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.

Spiderman, Spiderman
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman
Wealth and fame
He’s ignored Action is his reward.
To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there’s a hang up You’ll find the Spider man.

Wiffle Ball Spring Training Opens

With spring training opening in the MWBL (Mechanicsburg Wiffle Ball League), many experts thought the Monroe Street Marauders would go head-to-head with the Yankees in an attempt to sign Alex Rodriguez. The Marauders surprised everyone though by signing Jake Buffington, a young Pennsylvania prospect who's wicked one handed swing and strong arm looks to power the Marauders to the League championship.

The Marauders also passed on A-Rod because they have a shortstop that perhaps has more range at the position than any player in Wiffle Ball League history. Hunter Dogg, has amazing stop and go abilities, that some believe he fine tuned by chasing Rabbits of all things.

Local man and Wiffle ball analyst and expert "Dude" Steck has been observing the Marauders as they have opened Spring Training. "J-Buff pulls the ball like no one I have ever seen", said Steck. "He about took the head off of player playing the hot corner today. The guy never saw the ball coming. He's just wild enough pitching the ball to intimidate the batter.", continued Steck. With a Wiffle Ball aficionado like "Dude" Steck thinking that highly of J-Buff, who is the youngest player in league history at 2 years old, how can the kid fail.

Steck also had this to say about Hunter Dogg. "The Dogg is Barry Sanders in a Wiffle Ball uniform, err.. Well in a fur uniform. Amazing range, nothing gets by him", said Steck. Six year old Hunter Dogg is a long time veteran and brings experience to the Marauders. It is apparent the Marauders have plenty of weapons and they are looking forward to moving practice from the basement gym to the backyard.

Old 1991 Honda Civic

Here is the photo I promised a few months back. This was my 1991 Honda Civic DX, 223,281 miles at trade-in.
1991 Honda from Hell

I snapped this photo just before leaving for work on the day I traded the car in on a 2003 Jetta 1.8T. The Honda was a tremendously great car, saw me through rain, snow and heat and never let me down.

End of an Era

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At 5pm eastern time today I will be retiring my Honda Civic DX in the history books. I pick up my new 1.8 Liter 180hp 2003 Turbo Jetta, which is a 100hp increase from my Honda Civic. Not to mention just sheer comfort and other perks.

I snapped a few photos of my old 1991 Honda Civic DX Hatchback this morning. Once I get them developed(I still do not have a digital camera) I will probably post them in loving memory. For sheer reliability I could not of owned a better car, I thank Honda for building such a workhorse. That car has seen me through a major part of my life over the past 12 years and it's life will probably go on for a bit longer. I was told that one of the Mechanics at the VW dealer will more than likely buy the old Honda from Hell and work her a little longer.

This post is an ode to my Honda from Hell as we lovingly called it over the years. Thanks again old girl, it is amazing how the good cars we have we never forget, final tally, 223,281 miles. That being said, here is my Alaska Green Jetta that I will be picking up in a few short hours.

Scotbuff Rides Again

Where is Lance Armstrong when I am looking for a race? I thought this bike would be awesome for when Jake(my son) starts to play on riding toys. Well I got it via UPS today and the bike is very cool.
scotbuff's razor punk 360 bike
The Razor Punk 360 bike is a little difficult to start out on and if I were much taller it would be difficult to ride. I spent some time riding in the basement today.

Jacob Cole Buffington

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On October 13th, 2001, everything else moved to second place. Welcome to the world little guy. :)